Tuesday, September 16, 2008

..answers pls..!

Why can’t one read this blog without sending the link?

Why can’t life be as easy as it is spelt?
Why can’t one poop without a newspaper in hand?
Why can’t one make free calls from a cell-phone?
Why can’t one be happy always?
Why can’t one get any book for less than 100 bucks?
Why can’t it be dark always?
Why can’t everybody be healthy?
Why can’t one another trust one another?
Why can’t one wait?
Why can’t one write an interesting blog?
Why can’t every life be an autobiography in itself?
Why can’t one not honk?
Why can’t Yellow be the universal colour?
Why can’t men wear violet or pink trousers?
Why can’t one live without dreaming?
Why can’t everyone simply smile?
Why can’t everyone be literate?
Why can’t one live without reading and writing blogs?
Why can’t everyone use a condom?
Why can’t one change jobs every 8 months?
Why can’t everyone plant a sapling?
Why can’t everyone write blogs or microblogs rather?
Why can’t one go on a road-trip every 3 months?
Why can’t everyone live without being in any relationship?
Why can’t one have only one pair of jeans?
Why can’t it be winter always?
Why can’t women with hair everywhere be counted as criminals?
Why can’t some not initiate a dialogue?
Why can’t every Friday give us a good-viewing?
Why can’t fingernails survive without growing?
Why can’t everyone be sex-educated?
Why can’t one drink whatever he/she wants and still not puke?
Why can’t one not live without smoking?
Why can’t some people not live without sex?
Why can’t diseases cease to exist?
Why can’t hugging be a way of greeting each other the first time?
Why can’t ‘Carnival of Rust’ be the universal anthem?
Why can’t there be only one social-networking site?
Why can’t homosexuals & bisexuals live a free life?
Why can’t everyone follow a time-table?
Why can’t everyone adopt a pet?
Why can’t one live with just 4-5 hrs of sleep a day?
Why can’t everyone be adjustable anywhere?
Why can’t medicines be free?
Why can’t Tusshar Kapoor be banned for life from acting?
Why can’t there be a pick-up line for a guy?
Why can’t friends always stay in touch?
Why can’t the companies pay weekly?
Why can’t one’s birthday be a holiday for that person?
Why can’t everyone be involved in any kind of community work?
Why can’t politicians be human beings sometime?
Why can’t some people be dating & committed at the same time?
Why can’t one be not corrupt?
Why can’t one see all the details always?
Why can’t one enjoy without fireworks during festivals & marriages?
Why can’t there be farting contests?
Why can’t one live life without cursing others?
Why can’t everyone adopt a child?
Why can’t anything happen without any strings attached?
Why can’t everything written here be without question marks?
Why can’t this be How, Where, What?
Why can’t everyone have jobs?
Why can’t one understand that a female=a male?
Why can’t there be no surprises?
Why can’t one understand that after a bad day/s there is always good coming on the way?
Why can’t they’ve a channel playing only one’s favourite/anything one wishes for?
Why can’t there be a Big-Boss without celebrities?
Why can’t there be no disparity in anything?
Why can’t taking a bath once a week be a universal norm?
Why can’t there be no broken hearts?
Why can’t people talk to each other than to God when in trouble?
Why can’t spam mails be stopped?
Why can’t one keep in touch without internet?
Why can’t Sonali Bendra be the face of every brand?
Why can’t India TV be the only news channel?
Why can’t some humans be not boring?
Why can’t office colleagues be friends?
Why can’t adults behave like children sumtimes?
Why can’t there be burping contests?
Why can’t women who wan2 live without a burqha actually live without it?
Why can’t one just use their teeth as nail-clippers?
Why can’t everyone not call them children with ‘special needs’?
Why can’t some people respect women?
Why can’t liquor in Gujjuland cost less?
Why can’t there be no ‘taboo’ on rituals/happenings?
Why can’t law be the same for all?
Why can’t everything written here be a metaphor?
Why can’t ‘changing no undies’ be such huge issues?
Why can’t people wash hands after sneezing?
Why can’t one not appreciate the other?
Why can’t things be not justified and still be okay?
Why can’t there be successful reunions?
Why can’t one survive without a mobile phone?
Why can’t some not take care of their loved ones?
Why can’t Budweiser be the only beer available on the planet?
Why can’t Goa be made the ‘place to visit before you die’?
Why can’t Godfather be remade?
Why can’t Man U keep winning till next 35 years?
Why can’t hot girls be sweet too?
Why can’t sweet girls be not sooo sweet?


Why can’t people not wait and keep visiting this blog page?
Why can’t you not think about good or bad & actually/officially comment after reading blogs?